Merch

Merch, meme drops, and fan gear

Shirts, hoodies, mugs, and prints for people who live every Jays meltdown, Habs rebuild beat, Bills panic log, and F1 chaos dive.

Everything runs through a print on demand partner so drops can react fast when the season delivers a new inside joke. Current designs and ideas in the lab live here.

Current drop

The headline design that matches what is happening on the field, ice, grid, or in the panic logs right now.

Drop 01 · Example art

Smart Fan Chaos wordmark tee

Clean front hit with a subtle nod that you watch games with spreadsheets, not vibes alone.

  • Midweight cotton tee that holds up to extra innings.
  • Front chest print with Thoms Foolery badge on the sleeve.
  • Great for Jays games, Habs pain nights, or Bills panic logs.
Blue Jays Canadiens Bills F1 grid

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Add ons · Example art

Scoreboard mug and sticker pack

For people who drink coffee while refreshing Fangraphs and yelling about win probability.

  • Wraparound mug art with a cursed scoreboard scenario.
  • Sticker pack built from recurring bits and meme templates.
  • Perfect desk kit for game day threads or watch parties.
Mug Stickers Desk setup

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These links use example.com as a placeholder until the store is live. Swap them for your Teespring or other merch platform once it is ready.

Evergreen staples

Pieces that work even when your team just blew a four run lead or took a too many men penalty. Simple designs that still read as Thoms Foolery to anyone in the know.

Staple

Thoms Foolery logo hat

Clean cap with the TF mark for everyday wear. Works at the ballpark, rink, or just at the grocery store when you want to broadcast that you have sports brain.

TF logo Everyday wear

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Staple

Thoms Foolery hoodie

Heavy hoodie for late night games and winter slates. Front logo, back print that reads Smart Fan Chaos so people know you are not watching casually.

Hoodie Cold games

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Staple

Minimal wordmark tee

Simple Thoms Foolery type on the chest. Good for people who want the brand without announcing that they yelled about bullpen usage for three hours last night.

Minimal Wordmark

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Moment lab

This is where ideas live while they prove themselves. Designs based on viral clips, cursed plays, and recurring bits from the timeline.

Concept

Bullpen meltdown flowchart

A graphic that walks through every way a game can slip away. If you have read a Jays panic log, you already know the boxes on this chart.

Polls and feedback on X help decide whether this becomes a real shirt or stays in the sketchbook.

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Concept

Race chaos lap chart

Stylized lap chart for an F1 race where strategy fully went off the rails. Think tyre calls, safety car timing, and where the Piastri line should have been.

Could turn into prints or posters once the right race gives us the perfect chaos profile.

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If you have an idea from a Jays series, Habs game, Bills drive, or F1 weekend that deserves a shirt, tag @ThomsFoolery on X. If people latch onto it, it might end up here next.